Andy neglected

Poor encased Andy wants to be played but his Mistresses have other ideas.

Look at poor Andy struggle.  I wonder whether the Mistresses will relent.

Latin American leggings

Amanda has been a bit down of late but should be back with us soon.  In the meantime, I hope this cheers her up.  Definitely smooth, slick and shiny - and with those sinuous rhythms rather seductive too.  (Just like a certain Stable Girl.)

Intriguingly the group is named* Las Mujeronas but that seems to translate as 'The Big Women'.  Hardly a flattering translation and more than a little unworthy since all seem rather fetching to me, especially with their slinky legwear and heels.  Maybe that's what they're called* in the Dominican Republic and it's a compliment.

*Please remember your 'Alice through the Looking Glass' and Alice's discussion with the White Knight.

Pony girls from Amanda

Thank you Amanda for drawing this to my attention.  Yes, I would definitely be very happy for you to harness me like like this.

The other Amanda

As many of you may know, Amanda has a strong liking for Carol Vorderman (his dream), Nancy del'Ollio (especially in latex), Emily Watson and Keira Knightley (his role model and ideal for Amanda).  I'm afraid that I've always had a strong yen for another Amanda (sorry my sweet Stable Girl): Amanda Lear.  I can trace the origin of that to the cover of Roxy Music's "For your pleasure": elegance, high heels, skin tight and shiny satin (shame it wasn't latex), total confidence  and raw sex appeal.   An instant object of desire.

Well, I'm here looking through an old picture frame
Just waiting for the perfect view
I hope something special will step into my life
Another fine edition of you

There was also always the added frisson of "Is she or isn't she?"  (A strong parallel here with our own lovely Amanda.)

Like Ms Vorderman and Ms del'Ollio, Amanda Lear still looks lovely and has a strong public profile, especially in France nearly 40 years after "For your pleasure" came out.  Her music may be rather (very?) cheesey, but her delivery is always charming and alluring.

Here is Amanda in a recent interview.  As gorgeous as ever.  And look at how she captivates the masculine guests and presenter.  Over 60 and still extremely sexy.

You can find more about Amanda Lear at http://foreveramandalear.blogspot.fr/ .